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    A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
    the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
    tentatively named "Administratium". Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
    assistant neutrons,75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
    neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
    are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
    Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
    detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
    A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
    four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
    Administratium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay
    but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the
    assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy
    neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since
    each organization causes some morons to become neutrons forming
    isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
    speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
    quantity in concentration.
    Lawrence

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    True True...
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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      --Insert something here--

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        "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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          80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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