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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later.... "Da-ad...." "What?
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of
water?"
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting
into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to
get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll run in and out and in an out and keep
slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's
sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a
mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about
to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his
voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The
mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't
dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A
long silence was broken at last by his shaky little
voice: "The big sissy."
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It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for
the children's sermon. All the children were invited to
come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly
pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over
and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter
Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the
pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a
b**** to iron."
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When I was six months pregnant with my third child,
my three year old came into the room when I was just
getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy,
you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember
Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy" "I know," she
replied, but what's growing in your butt?"
Dr. Mordrid
Five minutes later.... "Da-ad...." "What?
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of
water?"
________________________________________________
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting
into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to
get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll run in and out and in an out and keep
slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's
sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
_________________________________________________
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a
mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about
to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his
voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The
mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't
dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A
long silence was broken at last by his shaky little
voice: "The big sissy."
_________________________________________________
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for
the children's sermon. All the children were invited to
come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly
pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over
and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter
Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the
pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a
b**** to iron."
________________________________________________
When I was six months pregnant with my third child,
my three year old came into the room when I was just
getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy,
you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember
Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy" "I know," she
replied, but what's growing in your butt?"
Dr. Mordrid
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