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  • Modern nature............

    An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked
    himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life until
    the boat sank. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island
    with no other people, no supplies...Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

    After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most
    gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks
    her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

    "I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here
    when my cruise ship sank."

    "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up
    with you."

    "Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw
    material I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree branches; I
    wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

    "But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man. "You had no tools or
    hardware. How did you manage?"

    "Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the
    island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found if
    I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into
    forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the
    hardware."

    The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says.

    After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As
    the man looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a
    stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
    While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp
    rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumbstruck.

    As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I
    call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"

    "No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut
    juice."

    "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How
    about a Piano Colada?"

    Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit
    down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the
    woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would
    you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the
    bathroom cabinet."

    No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There,
    in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a
    hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside of a swivel mechanism.

    "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"

    When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines-strategically
    positioned-and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to
    sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins, suggestively, slithering
    closer to him, "we've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely.
    There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now,
    something you've been longing for all these months?"

    "You know..."

    She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing: "You
    mean--?", he swallows excitedly, "I can check my e-mail from here...?"


    Lawrence

  • #2
    ROFLMAO!!!!
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • #3
      Hehe - too true
      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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      • #4
        ROTFLMAO
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • #5
          LOL Great!
          Asus H97 Pro Gamer| Intel i5 4690K| Noctua NH-U9B SE2 | Gigabyte GTX 1060 Windforce 3GB | Soundblaster ZxR | 8 GB Kingston HyperX Genesis DDR3 1600| LG 24 MP88HV-S

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          • #6
            Loool!
            Yeah well. So it goes. Finaly neutered by technology.

            ~~DukeP~~

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            • #7


              Probably something I'd end up doing .

              J!NG

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              • #8
                LOL

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                • #9
                  *smaks his own forhead realy hard and fals of the back of his chair.....

                  ouch............ ROTFLMAO
                  "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                  • #10
                    ROFL!! Good one!
                    Bart

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                    • #11
                      We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


                      i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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                      • #12
                        Re: Modern nature............

                        Originally posted by LvR
                        She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing: "You
                        mean--?", he swallows excitedly, "I can check my e-mail from here...?"
                        ROFLMAO

                        I knew a slightly different version but was too lazy to post it
                        the guy was not a yuppie and his question was:
                        "You mean you have playstation 2 here?"
                        Last edited by NetSnake; 10 November 2003, 11:07.

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                        • #13
                          I know it with football (soccer for our americans)... because german men are football addicted ID10Ts

                          I certainly know what I'd do.

                          AZ
                          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                          • #14
                            Challenge her to a football match?

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                            • #15
                              MUD wrestling?!

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