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    There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny.
    The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."
    The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
    Johnny says, "I'm a Howard Dean fan."
    The teacher asks why he's a Howard Dean fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Howard Dean fan and my Dad's a Howard Dean fan, so I'm a Howard Dean fan!"
    The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a Moron and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
    Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."


    [comment]And the teacher is also a moron, because she does not know the difference between 'you're' and 'your' [/comment]
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

  • #2
    The comment is very funny (And I have thought that A LOT of times. How can people write this on commercial websites? I've seen it so often...)

    AZ
    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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    • #3
      I'm a bush fan too.. fuzzy-wuzzy beats shaved every time.

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      • #4


        Originally posted by KvHagedorn
        I'm a bush fan too.. fuzzy-wuzzy beats shaved every time.
        Haha!!
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • #5
          Troooooolllllling.

          Joel
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          • #6
            Originally posted by KvHagedorn
            I'm a bush fan too.. fuzzy-wuzzy beats shaved every time.
            As long as it's not winter-bush.
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • #7
              Shaved sounds cool...
              "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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              • #8
                Maybe this should be in the "Extreme Carpet" thread instead.

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                • #9
                  ROFLMAO KvH

                  AZ

                  P.S.: No extreme carpet for me, well trimmed please
                  There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                  • #10
                    HAHAHAHA, Awesome KvH!
                    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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