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Sasq

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Onions

18 December 2003, 19:09

Q: What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Juu nin to iro

English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Taz-Matt

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18 December 2003, 19:53

LOL!

Why SysAdmins like Unix?
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.
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RhinoZ

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#3

18 December 2003, 20:07

Oh man, that one hurt
That has to be the best one of the year.
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Helevitia

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#4

18 December 2003, 20:46

Reminds me of...

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?

A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Dr Mordrid

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18 December 2003, 23:14

Dr. Mordrid

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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
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