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    > Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute
    > shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the
    > Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking
    > lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to
    > buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later.
    > So mumbling under my breath,I retraced my steps to the shopping centre
    > entrance.
    >
    > As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a
    > quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of
    > about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just
    > wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's
    > chill.
    >
    > Oddly enough, he was holding a fifty pound note in his hand. Thinking
    > that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong.
    >
    > He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He
    > had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was
    > nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full
    > time jobs. She made very little to support her large family.
    > Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred pounds to
    > buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped
    > off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the
    > money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to
    > take the bus home.
    >
    > He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed three of
    > the fifty pound notes and disappeared into the night.
    >
    > "Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.
    > The boy said, "I did."
    > "And nobody came to help you?" I wondered.
    > The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.
    > "How loud did you scream?" I inquired.
    > The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"
    >
    > I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry
    > for help.
    >
    >
    >
    > So I grabbed his other fifty and ran to my car
    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

  • #2
    That story is NOT fun
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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    • #3
      The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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      • #4
        but it is amusing if somewhat old

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        • #5


          Sorry Paddy, but that was not funny

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          • #6
            Must have orginated from Liverpool.
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            • #7
              Terrible story, but a good one for the pub
              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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              • #8
                Come on guys - it was hilarious! I was expecting the kid to be defrauding the man, and I got a complete surprise

                So, bah humbug to those without a sense of humor.
                FT.

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                • #9
                  I found it funny. I must be evil.

                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                  • #10
                    nice twist to the end

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Fat Tone
                      Come on guys - it was hilarious! I was expecting the kid to be defrauding the man, and I got a complete surprise
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                      • #12
                        I liked that one. SICK, yes. Perverted, yes.

                        And it makes me feel like an angle, since I would never have done that myself.



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                        • #13
                          It's like the joke about the trucker who sees smoke in the distance up the highway. As he approaches the site, he sees a car upside-down by the side of the road and a pretty little girl standing not far from it.
                          He stops the truck and approaches the girl asking her what has happend.
                          With tears in her eyes, she tells him that her father lost control of the car as a tire exploded and they were hurled out of the road, where the car turned over, crashed and her whole family died a terrible slow death as nobody passed there for the last few hours.
                          The trucker, hearing this terribe story, unzipped his pants while saying "Well, I see you already had a rough day, so that wouldn't change much..."
                          "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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                          • #14
                            That's the most wrong thing I've ever heard.

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                            • #15
                              BWAHAHAHA!

                              Man, that totally caught me off guard. ****ed up? yes, but as long as you have a sense of humor and you can realize that it's just a bunch of words written down and not a true story, you'll all be OK
                              Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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