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Anyone seen a lost Beagle.
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Here I was thinking I'd be the first to post 'The Beagle has Landed'Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Originally posted by gt40
Here I was thinking I'd be the first to post 'The Beagle has Landed'
let's hope they manage to establish contact later.
mfg
wulfman"Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
"Lobsters?"
"Really? I didn't know they did that."
"Oh yes, red means help!"
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It's gone walkies.
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If they dont start landing succesfully out there how will anyone use spare parts to escape from the surface? (Mission to Mars/Red Planet reference)
OR will they send a garbage recovery mission so we dont get cited for dumping in a public spaceBetter to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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A galiant effort regardless of the outcome.
My hat is off to the British.Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Originally posted by gt40
A galiant effort regardless of the outcome.
My hat is off to the British.
that was a european effort, not a british one.
mfg
wulfman"Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
"Lobsters?"
"Really? I didn't know they did that."
"Oh yes, red means help!"
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You can correct me If I am wrong, but I understood the Beagle 2 to be a British project, with the Mars Express an effort by the European Space Agency.
Considering the track record of trying to land a device on the surface of Mars, I believe this to be the most difficult part of the mission.
I do by no means try to diminish the effort of all those involved.Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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3 out of 30?!?!?
Marvin the Martian must be there and using them as target practiseIf there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
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Originally posted by gt40
[B]You can correct me If I am wrong, but I understood the Beagle 2 to be a British project, with the Mars Express an effort by the European Space Agency.
mfg
wulfman"Perhaps they communicate by changing colour? Like those sea creatures .."
"Lobsters?"
"Really? I didn't know they did that."
"Oh yes, red means help!"
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You mean that useless piece of crap I found this morning in my garden was supossed to have landed on mars!!!
I guess it's not as useless as I thought it was, I might try and sell it to some jacko on eBayAttached Files<font face="verdana, arial, helvetica" size="1" >epox 8RDA+ running an Athlon XP 1600+ @ 1.7Ghz with 2x256mb Crucial PC2700, an Adaptec 1200A IDE-Raid with 2x WD 7200rpm 40Gb striped + a 120Gb and a 20Gb Seagate, 2x 17" LG Flatron 775FT, a Cordless Logitech Trackman wheel and a <b>banding enhanced</b> Matrox Parhelia 128 retail shining thru a Koolance PC601-Blue case window<br>and for God's sake pay my <a href="http://www.drslump.biz">site</a> a visit!</font>
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LMAO!
Mars just isn't a good target for economical landers, the air is thin enough that unless you bring lots of fuel to perform a controled landing you pretty much have to land at the lowest elevation locations to allow enough time to decelerate during entry and for enough air density to make a parachute work well enough to keep your speed low enough for whatever final landing device you happen to be using, be it bags or thrusters.
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The landing wasn't to need a lot of fuel. It was supposed to be a beachball landing like used with the NASA Sojourner probe.
The 'chute just drops the package and it bounces along on huge air bags until it stops. The air bags deflate then the craft opens its petals to expose the solar panels & experimental packages.
It's an interesting technique with one inherent problem; what happens if sharp rocks (no shortage of those on Mars) deflate more than one of the bags while it still has a lot of "bounce"?
Oops.....
Dr. MordridLast edited by Dr Mordrid; 25 December 2003, 23:47.Dr. Mordrid
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