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Ordering pizza in 2010
Telephonist: Thank you for calling Pizza-Hut, would you like me to take your order ?
Customer: Hello, I'd like to order...
Telephonist: Can I please receive your multi-card number?
Customer: Hmm... One second pelase, it's 6102049998-45-54610
Telephonist: Thank you. You're Mr. Rosenstein and you're calling from Ra'anana, Herzel 43, your phone number is 09-9572658, work number is 03-8913454 and cellular number 067-543765. Would you like your pizza to be delivered to Ra'anana, Herzel 43 ?
Customer: Eh, yes... How do come you have all my numbers ?
Telephonist: We're connected to the mainframe, sir.
Customer: Ok, can I get the sea food pizza ?
Telephonist: That wouldn't be such a good idea sir.
Customer: Why ?
Telephonist: According to our records, you have high blood pressure and colesterol problems sir.
Customer: What ?.. So what would you recommend ?
Telephonist: Try the low fat soy pizza, you'll like it.
Customer: Why do you think so ?
Telephonist: Last week you bought online a book called "Soybean cuisine".
Customer: Ok... I give up... Please get me three family size pizzas. How much would it be ?
Telephonist: That should be enough for yout 10 people family, the total is 123 NIS.
Customer: Can I pay with my credit card ?
Telephonist: I'm sorry but you'll have to pay cash sir. You've overcharged your credit card and you're in debe to the bank for 9875.35 NIS since october last year.
Telephonist: And that still doesn't include the last payment for your house mortgage.
Customer: I guess I'll have to go to the ATM to get some cash before the delivery guy gets here
Telephonist: You won't be able to do that sir. According to the records you've already reached your daily withdrawal limit.
Customer: Nevermind. Just send the pizzas. I'll take care of the cash. When will it be here ?
Telephonist: It'll take 45 minutes sir, unless you'd like to come pick it up yourself with your motorcycle.
Customer: What the...?
Telephonist: According to the computer, you own a Harley Davidson, plate number 01-344-23
Customer: Mother****...
Telephonist: Better watch your language sir. Please rmember that on July, 15 1987 you have been fined for using foul language while speaking with an officer.
Customer: (speechless)
Telephonist: Anything else, sir ?
Customer: No, that would be all. By the way, do I get 3 bottles of pepsi like in the commercial ?
Telephonist: Technicly yes, but according to your records, there are sugar problems in your family...
Customer: Hello, I'd like to order...
Telephonist: Can I please receive your multi-card number?
Customer: Hmm... One second pelase, it's 6102049998-45-54610
Telephonist: Thank you. You're Mr. Rosenstein and you're calling from Ra'anana, Herzel 43, your phone number is 09-9572658, work number is 03-8913454 and cellular number 067-543765. Would you like your pizza to be delivered to Ra'anana, Herzel 43 ?
Customer: Eh, yes... How do come you have all my numbers ?
Telephonist: We're connected to the mainframe, sir.
Customer: Ok, can I get the sea food pizza ?
Telephonist: That wouldn't be such a good idea sir.
Customer: Why ?
Telephonist: According to our records, you have high blood pressure and colesterol problems sir.
Customer: What ?.. So what would you recommend ?
Telephonist: Try the low fat soy pizza, you'll like it.
Customer: Why do you think so ?
Telephonist: Last week you bought online a book called "Soybean cuisine".
Customer: Ok... I give up... Please get me three family size pizzas. How much would it be ?
Telephonist: That should be enough for yout 10 people family, the total is 123 NIS.
Customer: Can I pay with my credit card ?
Telephonist: I'm sorry but you'll have to pay cash sir. You've overcharged your credit card and you're in debe to the bank for 9875.35 NIS since october last year.
Telephonist: And that still doesn't include the last payment for your house mortgage.
Customer: I guess I'll have to go to the ATM to get some cash before the delivery guy gets here
Telephonist: You won't be able to do that sir. According to the records you've already reached your daily withdrawal limit.
Customer: Nevermind. Just send the pizzas. I'll take care of the cash. When will it be here ?
Telephonist: It'll take 45 minutes sir, unless you'd like to come pick it up yourself with your motorcycle.
Customer: What the...?
Telephonist: According to the computer, you own a Harley Davidson, plate number 01-344-23
Customer: Mother****...
Telephonist: Better watch your language sir. Please rmember that on July, 15 1987 you have been fined for using foul language while speaking with an officer.
Customer: (speechless)
Telephonist: Anything else, sir ?
Customer: No, that would be all. By the way, do I get 3 bottles of pepsi like in the commercial ?
Telephonist: Technicly yes, but according to your records, there are sugar problems in your family...
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