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Bah, I find it funny. 
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I'm with the chicken.Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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They're taken from this forum thread
Loads more funny ones 
When you own your own business you only have to work half a day. You can do anything you want with the other twelve hours.Comment
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