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Female attractiveness "index figure"
Just heard on the radio a formula for this important number devised by Japanese scientists after years of study.......
Males according to them use the following formula to determine on the spur of the moment if they would like to bonk the girl currently being studied........
Volume of wench's body divided by the distance between the wench's chin and toes!
Now I would have suggested something more along the following lines for the average male human representative.......
Bra Cup size (a = 1 .....b=2 etc - aa or worse immediate disqualification!) + (length) + (distance between navel and top of bikini-line) divided by (difference between eye focus points) + (distance from top of breast to center of nipple - Pi x distance between center of nipple and bottom of breast) + (weight)
Care to play MSP for a while and help out these poor demented scientists by adding to the formula or even suggesting your own?
Males according to them use the following formula to determine on the spur of the moment if they would like to bonk the girl currently being studied........
Volume of wench's body divided by the distance between the wench's chin and toes!
Now I would have suggested something more along the following lines for the average male human representative.......
Bra Cup size (a = 1 .....b=2 etc - aa or worse immediate disqualification!) + (length) + (distance between navel and top of bikini-line) divided by (difference between eye focus points) + (distance from top of breast to center of nipple - Pi x distance between center of nipple and bottom of breast) + (weight)
Care to play MSP for a while and help out these poor demented scientists by adding to the formula or even suggesting your own?
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