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Spirit threatens to join beagle Mars Council to sue
In a dramtic turn of advents the mars rover spirit has suddenly started radioing rubbish.
At first Nasa thought they're were listening to some old speeches made by Bush and his poodle Blair over wmd's. However although the message is garbled, there is some sense in it so therefore the speeches theory had to be debunked.
Rumours that Spirit is running some operating system by Microsoft and that it hasn't been patched against Blaster have been discounted as pure media nonesense.
Scientist are trying to reset the machine but are afraid that CTRL + Alt + Delete may not work due to the huge time delay.
Other theories are that Spirit has found Beagle is incorparating in reproduction and doesn't want to be disturbed. This also been dismissed as nonesense as has the sabotage claims by ALQ.
In another shock development Nasa have just recieved a radio message from Mars claiming to be the Martian Council. They're demanding that Earth removes the clamped dead metal littering the planet immediatly. The release fee is £1000 Maropts. They also demand that Earth chucks their rubbish into the sun rather than on other planets. This is the friendlier, cleaner way of keeping the planets clean.
Nasa is checking to see whether this message is genuine but are said to be shocked that the first contact with an Alien species maybe over a rather large litter ticket.
At first Nasa thought they're were listening to some old speeches made by Bush and his poodle Blair over wmd's. However although the message is garbled, there is some sense in it so therefore the speeches theory had to be debunked.
Rumours that Spirit is running some operating system by Microsoft and that it hasn't been patched against Blaster have been discounted as pure media nonesense.
Scientist are trying to reset the machine but are afraid that CTRL + Alt + Delete may not work due to the huge time delay.
Other theories are that Spirit has found Beagle is incorparating in reproduction and doesn't want to be disturbed. This also been dismissed as nonesense as has the sabotage claims by ALQ.
In another shock development Nasa have just recieved a radio message from Mars claiming to be the Martian Council. They're demanding that Earth removes the clamped dead metal littering the planet immediatly. The release fee is £1000 Maropts. They also demand that Earth chucks their rubbish into the sun rather than on other planets. This is the friendlier, cleaner way of keeping the planets clean.
Nasa is checking to see whether this message is genuine but are said to be shocked that the first contact with an Alien species maybe over a rather large litter ticket.
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