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Err... they want to knight Bill Gates !

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  • #16
    He'll be knighted, but he WON'T get a "Sir" title, since he's not from the commonwealth.

    AZ
    There's an Opera in my macbook.

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    • #17
      with his name, he can get citizenship for all countries in the world

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      • #18
        I wonder if Her Majesty would make him a Duke for a billion dollars?

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        • #19
          Her Majesty makes no decision about who gets titles. It comes entirely from Downing Street.
          Brian (the devil incarnate)

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          • #20
            I don't think he is all that interested in titles. You are probably thinking more about him being knighted than he does.

            AZ
            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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            • #21
              He already has a title -
              where did you think he got his company's name from.
              It was the nickname given to him by his first girlfriend - it refers to his size and firmness during their first intimate moment.
              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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              • #22
                Blahahahaha@GT40

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by gt40
                  He already has a title -
                  where did you think he got his company's name from.
                  It was the nickname given to him by his first girlfriend - it refers to his size and firmness during their first intimate moment.
                  Touche! Or should I say Massingale?

                  I saw this on some site, and thought, well geez, maybe then he can hook up with Sir Elton John and go on the Big Gay Al tour.

                  Quick question, is that where the name for the "Floppy" Drive came from?

                  Leech
                  Wah! Wah!

                  In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

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                  • #24
                    So do you think going from a 5 1/4" floppy to a 3 1/2" floppy is progress, and I won't even mention the uber 9"

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