Mad Wife Disease

[Joel]

MAD WIFE DISEASE

Jack was sitting quietly, reading his paper, when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine.

"Ouch!! What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago, when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," Jack explained.

"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later, he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "Now, what was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."


Joel

[TransformX]

Old but gold

[Byock]

The love dress


A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's
house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see
her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was

playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to
come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my
love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're
naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It

excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't
get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home.


He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What
are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered,
sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

[Goc]

LOOOOL

Excelent!

[SpiralDragon]

ok change that to (Wife Madness DISEASE) and you get what Bush and blair have been looking for all along ...... and to think that it potencialy existed at home all this time..... .....