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  • "Houston, We have a problem..."

    Spacewalk Follies

    Houston: "What is the problem now, Alex?"

    Kaleri: "Well, Michael and I went out and performed a flawless spacewalk, and every thing went well indeed."

    Foale: "Very well indeed. And the view, well, it's just tremendous, you can see..."

    Houston: "Yes, yes, we know all that, you said you had a problem. Can we get to that part?"

    Kaleri: "Oh yes."

    Foale (sotto vocce): "Do you want me to tell them?"

    Kaleri (sotto vocce): "No, I'll tell them."

    Foale (sotto vocce): "Tell them in Russian."

    Kaleri (sotto vocce): "Good idea."

    Houston: "We heard that. Whatever it is you are going to tell us, you will phrase in english."

    Kaleri: "Ahem, well, you see when we left this morning to go outside, we were a bit behind schedule, and Michael accidentally left the keys to the airlock in the Science module..."

    Foale: "Did Not!"

    Kaleri: "Did Too!"
    Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

  • #2
    LOL
    chuck
    Chuck
    秋音的爸爸

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    • #3
      ROFL
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • #4
        heeehheeeeeee
        "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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        • #5
          just goes to show you, men never grow up....they're always children at heart...
          I'm a genie in a bottle BABY, gotta rub ME the right way!!!

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          • #6
            ROFL!

            Originally posted by Ozbreeze
            just goes to show you, men never grow up....they're always children at heart...
            We can grow up????
            Titanium is the new bling!
            (you heard from me first!)

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            • #7
              The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

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              • #8
                hay .. it even rhyms
                "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                • #9
                  have you seen the price of game cube stuff?? your right, the only diff is the price... and my toys are cheaper.
                  Juu nin to iro


                  English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                  • #10
                    Re: "Houston, We have a problem..."

                    Originally posted by MultimediaMan

                    (sotto vocce)

                    Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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                    • #11
                      "sotto vocce" or "sotto voce" is a term used in theatre for a soft (Whispering/Muttered) voice.
                      Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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                      • #12
                        Thx.
                        "sotto voce" is also an Italian
                        Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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                        • #13
                          every operatic term is italian - you guys invented it!

                          RedRed
                          Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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                          • #14
                            Yes, but it's pretty strange...
                            You spent years and years at school trying to learn English correctly, and when you begin looking around you discover that lot of the words you use are unknown to English teens, that lot of americans use an English worst than yours, that English use a lot of words from Italian...and when you speak with an English he ask you from wich part of England you came from...


                            It all sound so wrong
                            Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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