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started to shake and jiggle. I shook so violently that....
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... my wallet and keys fell out of my pockets, along with my ....Comment
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...emergency condom ...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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...I checked the condom's looming expiry date and wondered if I had wasted my money. Then, deep in the sand below me...FT.Comment
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.. I heard a noise. Suddenly, one of those giant worm-things from Tremors popped out of the ground and ate my head!Comment
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... It was fortunate that I was a cyborg, and that my CPU was contained in my chest cavity. This allowed me to...Comment
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...stand still for half an hour while I pulled my gun from out of my leg...Comment
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This reminded me: I must purchase an upgrade so that the guns comes out faster than after half an hour - I lost many duels that way... Anyway, I'm standing there with the gun, when...Comment
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... the pink Peruvian llama came up to me, pissed onto my gun and turned into a Tibetan lama...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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...the principal difference between the two being its enormous erect...FT.Comment
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.....so I decided to fire up my old Chevi Eldorado........Comment
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... And get the hell out of here. While I was driving...System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.
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... my still wet gun dripped into my lap. "Ugh!", I thought...
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....and winded down the cracked window.......Comment
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