A young woman in Toronto was so depressed that she decided to end her life by
throwing herself into Lake Ontario. She went down to the docks and was about
to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the
edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much
to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away
on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy,
and you'll keep me happy. " The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to
lose. Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night,
the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night
he brought her three sandwiches, some bottled water and a piece of fruit, and they
had passionate sex until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she
was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a
trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said.
"This is the Toronto Island Ferry".
throwing herself into Lake Ontario. She went down to the docks and was about
to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the
edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much
to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away
on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy,
and you'll keep me happy. " The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to
lose. Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night,
the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night
he brought her three sandwiches, some bottled water and a piece of fruit, and they
had passionate sex until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she
was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a
trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said.
"This is the Toronto Island Ferry".
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