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Investment advice Bush style (pun intended)
Investment (Economic) advice during the current administration from a currently unemployed stock broker:
If you bought $1000 worth of NORTEL stock 1 year ago it would be worth $49 today. If you bought $1000 worth of ENRON stock it would be worth $16.50. A $1000 investment with WORLDCOM would have a value of $5.00 today. With Kmart of your $1000 you would be at $0.
HOWEVER, If you bought $1000 worth of beer,drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit (Michigan law) you would have $214.00. Based on the above solid evidence my advice is to drink a lot of beer and recycle.
This is my retirement program. It is called the 401-keg
If you bought $1000 worth of NORTEL stock 1 year ago it would be worth $49 today. If you bought $1000 worth of ENRON stock it would be worth $16.50. A $1000 investment with WORLDCOM would have a value of $5.00 today. With Kmart of your $1000 you would be at $0.
HOWEVER, If you bought $1000 worth of beer,drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit (Michigan law) you would have $214.00. Based on the above solid evidence my advice is to drink a lot of beer and recycle.
This is my retirement program. It is called the 401-keg
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