Great quote

[KvHagedorn]

Found this online today.. for those who like big iron.. and for byock.

"If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?" -- Seymour Cray, the father of supercomputing

[GNEP]

er... I'd use a tractor

[az]

See? That's why nobody uses crays anymore. It's outdated technology

AZ

[SpiralDragon]

hummm.... wonder what Byok has to say about the mater

[Guru]

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[Guru]

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