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mommy ....“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz
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*curls up in fetal position wimpering*
That's GOTTA hurt!
Go Bunny GO!
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ouch"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"Comment
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OWIE! (in a squeaky, high pitched voice)
Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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man obviously has no genitalia[size=1]D3/\/7YCR4CK3R
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probably a gender reasigned womanhmmmmmComment
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LOL, I just realized I said 'thanks' instead of 'things' in the title. I need to slowdown typing sometimes
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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Supposedly, there is a particular technique that allows you to - effectively, lift your genitalia further up into your body. In essence, you use the mucles close by to protect your genitals from blows at will.
Also, there's another three techniques that boost your body's resistance to blows of many kinds.
Don't know which one(s) this monk has been learning.
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Read something like what J1NG is referring to in a James Bond novel once. Either Goldfinger or You Only Live Twice.
With those baggy clothes, the guy could also be wearing a steel-plated diaper.
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Nah its channeling Chi- energy at that particular area. WHen I did kOng Fu, my sifu had that skill too (not the ball one but...). He basically got smashed in the stomach by a thin pole and he didn't even wimper. The Chi acts like a invisible shield....
Its amazing. takes years of practice and a firm believe in Feng-Shui.
Myself, I believe 100% In feng-shui. It's amazing what it can do yo tou and tell you about yourself. You should all go 'n check it out!! Although, I still dont want to be kicked in the nuts
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Actually I remember now.. it was sumo wrestlers. They massaged themselves so they could push their balls back up inside into the cavity where they were before they descended.Comment
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I thought Feng-Shui was about rearranging your furniture....?Blah blah blah nick blah blah confusion, blah blah blah blah frog.Comment
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I think Guchi is high on something...
like hot air...
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Thanks that make you go AIEEEEE!
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