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Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
I DONT BELCH!
I DONT BELCH!
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Yeah, right.. we know you run to the bathroom after chugging that brewski and let 'er rip good and loud.
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Or when Heather ages and dies in Highlander, with "Who Wants To Live Forever?" in the background....Originally posted by Greebe
Man that one always gets me
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When that ****ole slits the beautiful girl's throat in Braveheart..
(I would have killed him more slowly, too.. even roasting him alive would have been too lenient.
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Count me in.
Even the slightly (and VERY not political correct) militaristic respect for men at arms.
And STOP SUING EVERYBODY!!!
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She probably cocks her leg and farts instead.Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
I DONT BELCH!
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LOL I'd like to see a one legged lizzard do that!
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
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Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
i'm about 89% retrosexual manBeer Not beer even beer after beer a beer beer? You HAVE to burp, I mean, that air has to come out somewhere!! Canadian girls belch.Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
I DONT BELCH!
Titanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)Comment
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Originally posted by ZokesPro
Beer Not beer even beer after beer a beer beer? You HAVE to burp, I mean, that air has to come out somewhere!! Canadian girls belch.
naa actually my friends make fun of me cos they always get into burping contests , and i just sit to the side. and when the opportunity does arise where i can belch, i gather everyone around me and it turns out to be tiny as all hell and you cant even hear it. so i gave up a long time ago on belching.Comment
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hehe.. sooooo.. if you never expel gas in any way, you must be as big around as the hindenburg by now..
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and just as flammable!Originally posted by KvHagedorn
hehe.. sooooo.. if you never expel gas in any way, you must be as big around as the hindenburg by now..
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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Bull. You probably hold it in the whole time you're on a date, get home, kiss him goodbye, and as soon as the door is shut on him, you blow yourself around the room.Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
haha I DONT FART EITHER!!!
MEN MEN MEN! STOP!!!
Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.Comment
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Poor Lizzie.. the trials women go through to be ladies.
I knew a girl once who managed to fart without making a sound.. she greased her backdoor up all nice and it just kinda sneaked out.. of course, that was just a pleasantly surprising side benefit..
You know we're only teasing! I just think it's funny when women deny it.
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