If you cant get a hold of a housewife.. build one

[Joel]

NOT EQUAL TO A HOUEWIFE THEN IS IT

What Valerie will be able to do:

Understand spoken commands (in several languages)
Perform household chores such as:
Cleaning
Clearing the table
Changing light bulbs
Doing laundry
Dusting
Lift and carry things up to 50 pounds
Picking up things
Putting things away
Painting
Setting the table
Sweeping
Washing dishes
Vaccuuming
Access the internet to do such things as:
Check stock prices
Check sports scores
Find information for you
Book plane tickets for you
Find addresses or phone numbers
Find directions
Call police in an emergency.
Call the fire department in case of fire.

You're right she is not equal to a "real" housewife.

Joel

[bibble]

LOL



I have 6 more....

[Dilitante1]

Originally posted by Joel
What Valerie will be able to do:

Understand spoken commands (in several languages)
Perform household chores such as:
Cleaning
Clearing the table
Changing light bulbs
Doing laundry
Dusting
Lift and carry things up to 50 pounds
Picking up things
Putting things away
Painting
Setting the table
Sweeping
Washing dishes
Vaccuuming
Access the internet to do such things as:
Check stock prices
Check sports scores
Find information for you
Book plane tickets for you
Find addresses or phone numbers
Find directions
Call police in an emergency.
Call the fire department in case of fire.

You're right she is not equal to a "real" housewife.

Joel

Beats what I married by a mile, but the next one (if i EVER get dumb again) will do all the above


Liz, you are being narrow minded..................
if you had a droid to do all that work, think of the free time you'd have

[KvHagedorn]

http://forums.murc.ws/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47367

[KvHagedorn]

Truthfully, most women would flock to some guy who could afford to waste this kind of money on some dumb robot that probably won't work right anyhow, so what's the point?

To women, only two things matter:

1.) Height (short guys need not apply)
2.) Bank account (under $100k/year and you are a loser)

That's about it.

[Dilitante1]

Originally posted by KvHagedorn
Truthfully, most women would flock to some guy who could afford to waste this kind of money on some dumb robot that probably won't work right anyhow, so what's the point?

To women, only two things matter:

1.) Height (short guys need not apply)
2.) Bank account (under $100k/year and you are a loser)

That's about it.

Hey, you go into a relationship with eyes open (hopefully) and today's women are not the dedicated homemakers/content to stay home and raise families type of people a generation or 2 were. They are too independant for my tastes and the few that are sensible and smart, are taken already by guys who were lucky, or stayed with them long term when young so they dont know any better to not be with those guys. Rod Stewart said it best..."some guys have all the luck"...we cant all get the perfect woman out there...........large breasted, mute, nymphomaniac, liquor store owner


hey a mechanical woman can take care of the little things in the home and leave the fun items to the head-manipulating pros out there

[Greebe]

Awww Chuck you're just jealous!

[gt40]

Originally posted by KvHagedorn


To women, only two things matter:

1.) Height (short guys need not apply)
2.) Bank account (under $100k/year and you are a loser)

That's about it.

hmm, my wife's 4" taller than I am (5'-7'' versus 5'-11'')
and when she married me I was making almost nothing.

maybe she liked the way my face planted in her chest when we danced

[Joel]

hmm, my wife's 4" taller than I am (5'-7'' versus 5'-11'')
and when she married me I was making almost nothing.

maybe she liked the way my face planted in her chest when we danced

Or maybe like some she thought that you had raw potential that she could mold.

Joel

[Greebe]

Originally posted by Joel
Or maybe like some she thought that you had raw potential that she could mold.

Joel

Silly Putty or Play Dough?

[Belwarrior]

U guys sure that this is true and not any hoax?
hmm cant harm people (Asimov's First Law)
So the old coot's vision is already happening..
pity Asimov is no longer around with us to see this happening..
Loved Asimov's books and his visions

[SpiralDragon]

Originally posted by KvHagedorn
http://forums.murc.ws/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47367

didnt realise it was already posted.... though i got the link from VG's Car post .....

[SteveC]

Has no one seen the episode of the Outer Limits with the android that replaces all the husbands??

[gt40]

Originally posted by Joel
Or maybe like some she thought that you had raw potential that she could mold.

Joel

Nah, she was just young and didn't know better