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Plan well constructed indeed!
A farmer walks down to the
Farm and Ranch Store to buy a
bucket. When he gets there,
they have some chickens and
geese for sale, cheap.
Well, the fellow picks a
goose and two chickens, and
gets a bag of feed. He thinks
for a minute and says, "Hey,
how am I gonna carry all this
home?"
The store manager says,
"Well, put the feed in the
bottom of the bucket, the
goose on top, and carry a
chicken under each arm."
The farmer gives it a try,
and he starts home. A couple
of blocks down the street, he
runs into old Widow Smith,
who's a little disoriented.
She says, "I don't remember
which way my house is."
The farmer says, "Come on
Miz Smith; you don't live far.
Let's take this shortcut
through the alley, and we'll
have you home in no time."
Miz Smith exclaims, "Well,
how do I know you won't molest
me once we're in this back alley?"
The farmer says, "My God,
woman, I got my hands full,
how would I do that?!"
"Easy," she says, "Put the
bucket over the goose, put the
feed on top of the bucket, and
I'll hold the two chickens."
Farm and Ranch Store to buy a
bucket. When he gets there,
they have some chickens and
geese for sale, cheap.
Well, the fellow picks a
goose and two chickens, and
gets a bag of feed. He thinks
for a minute and says, "Hey,
how am I gonna carry all this
home?"
The store manager says,
"Well, put the feed in the
bottom of the bucket, the
goose on top, and carry a
chicken under each arm."
The farmer gives it a try,
and he starts home. A couple
of blocks down the street, he
runs into old Widow Smith,
who's a little disoriented.
She says, "I don't remember
which way my house is."
The farmer says, "Come on
Miz Smith; you don't live far.
Let's take this shortcut
through the alley, and we'll
have you home in no time."
Miz Smith exclaims, "Well,
how do I know you won't molest
me once we're in this back alley?"
The farmer says, "My God,
woman, I got my hands full,
how would I do that?!"
"Easy," she says, "Put the
bucket over the goose, put the
feed on top of the bucket, and
I'll hold the two chickens."
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