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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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Where's my tractor?Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox
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HAHAHA! That is ****ed up, but funny LMAO!
OK, How many smurfs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if you can get the sleeping bag in there.
Why don't chickens where underwear?
Because their peckers are on their headsLadies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was
amazed at what good shape the guy was in.
The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in such good
shape. I'm up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up and down the
mountains."
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to
it. How old was your dad when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive?
How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he hunted turkey with me
this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a turkey hunter."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How
about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"The doctor said, "You mean
you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went
turkey hunting with you this morning too?"
The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got
married."
The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a118-year-old guy
want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
~~DukeP~~
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