Things that make you go AAAARRRGGHHH!

[Helevitia]

I hurt just looking at it

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/australia_scissors

[Ribbit]

Don't they keep track of inventory in surgery?

[TransformX]

The way it's positioned in the X-Ray, I assume her husband didn't have sex dith her during that period...

[Paddy]

we get allsorts.....

[Helevitia]

Originally posted by Paddy
we get allsorts.....

What the hell is that?

[Brian R.]

Gerbil?

[cjolley]

A motorized Gerbil, with batteries.
Chuck

[Wombat]

Which, to my untrained eye, appears to have been inserted in the wrong end. OW.

[Lizzard[MPE]]

holy shit ouch!!!!!!

[Brian Ellis]

Originally posted by TransformX
The way it's positioned in the X-Ray, I assume her husband didn't have sex dith her during that period...

If he did, he came out circumcised

[cjolley]

Originally posted by TransformX
The way it's positioned in the X-Ray, I assume her husband didn't have sex dith her during that period...

What makes you think the patent is a woman?
chuck

[Brian Ellis]

Insted of asking stupid questions, why not read the link? The first sentence is:

A Sydney woman demanded an explanation Tuesday from a hospital where a pair of scissors were left in her abdomen after surgery and said she planned to sue.

[cjolley]

Originally posted by Brian Ellis
Insted of asking stupid questions, why not read the link? The first sentence is:

Did you miss Paddy's post before it was edited?
Chuck

[Paddy]

Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of professional conduct

For those wondering, it was an X-ray of a bloke with an 8'' vibrator stuck up his arse...

[Brian Ellis]

Sorry, didn't see that. Now, if it were a woman who had that switched on, it may be a sensation for a man in regular coitus