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LOL"And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz
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LOL*** If you are not the Crackhead that took my sparkplugs, please disregard this posting ***
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LMAOYOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE?
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hehe that was good. Thanks, Dave.
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woot!
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Engineer + Motorcycle + (unable to change own sparkplugs) = LOSER
I have no sympathy.
chuck
PS I don't care if was able to do it eventually. He should have been able to from a standing start.Chuck
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Haha, good observation.Originally posted by cjolley
Engineer + Motorcycle + (unable to change own sparkplugs) = LOSER
I have no sympathy.
chuck
PS I don't care if was able to do it eventually. He should have been able to from a standing start.
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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I have noticed that certain professions are like that. Most, but not all, programmers I know (present company omitted) can't do jack on a computer besides turn it on, program and run a few things. Ask them to fix or troubleshoot anything but their own code and they're hopeless.
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If someone came over to your home and took a dump on your floor, would you be upset? Would you be even more upset when someone else called you a loser for not being able to clean it up?Originally posted by cjolley
Engineer + Motorcycle + (unable to change own sparkplugs) = LOSER
I have no sympathy.
chuck
PS I don't care if was able to do it eventually. He should have been able to from a standing start. 
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ROFLMAO @ cjolley and KvH 
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Suppose I was a cleaning solution designer & didn't know how to clean it up.Originally posted by KvHagedorn
If someone came over to your home and took a dump on your floor, would you be upset? Would you be even more upset when someone else called you a loser for not being able to clean it up?
I know why he's upset.
But he should have had a spare plug in his shirt pocket.
chuckChuck
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In case he wanted to smoke crack too???Originally posted by cjolley
But he should have had a spare plug in his shirt pocket.
chuck
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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