Little Johnny.................

[LvR]

Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived
home
from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come
over
and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise
crack
to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with
Little
Johnny before going to the neighbours.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want
you to
be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm
really
going to spank your butt when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched
the
baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful
little
baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly
surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little
feet.
Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see
good?"
The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor
said
he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd surely be f**ked if he needed to wear glasses!"