job predictor

[VJ]

Go here:

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Enter your first name (or username), and get:
'Jörg, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow'
'Jorg, Your ideal job is a Pirate'
'VJ, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter'.


Jörg

[GNEP]

Clown, Street Sweeper or Permanent Temp. Hmmm I don't think my career consultant would agree...

[dbdg]

Pornstar or Mermaid

[Tjalfe]

Kasper, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
first + Last Kasper P... Your ideal job is a Stripper... uhm.. no

[LvR]

Lawrence, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.
LvR, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.

[Jammrock]

Your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster.

[lecter]

Florin, Your ideal job is a Village Idiot.

lecter, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden.


Hmm, the future sounds great

[spadnos]

Stephen, Your ideal job is a Topless Model. (yeah, right)
Steve, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist. (too bad they don't know how to spell)
Steven, Your ideal job is a Soap Actor (ie. River City).
SPadnos, Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper. (Hmmm - eBay beckons)
SWP, Your ideal job is a Stunt Person.
Dickhead, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak. (good one )
Idiot, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
Fool, Your ideal job is a Dietician.
and lastly,
You Fool, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen.

- Steve

[Brian Ellis]

Devil's Advocate, Your ideal job is a Nun.

[Fat Tone]

Sorry, but

brian ellis, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.

Tony A..., Your ideal job is a Headteacher. Mmmm...discipline

[Brian Ellis]

Fat Tone, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.

I always knew your posts were boring!

[Brian Ellis]

My wife, Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker. - ouch!

[Ajax]

Bill Gates, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting.

ajax, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.

[KvHagedorn]

KvHagedorn, Your ideal job is a God.
Chuck, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.


.. how did they guess?

[DGhost]

DGhost, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.
Luke, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.