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Of PUB Lunches............
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
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Cheese Sandwich: R5.50
Chicken Sandwich: R9.50
Hand Job: R15.00
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Checking his wallet for the necessary, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of three exceptionally attractive blondes serving the eager-looking men in the bar .
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Then go wash your f*cking hands, I want a chicken sandwich."
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Cheese Sandwich: R5.50
Chicken Sandwich: R9.50
Hand Job: R15.00
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Checking his wallet for the necessary, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of three exceptionally attractive blondes serving the eager-looking men in the bar .
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Then go wash your f*cking hands, I want a chicken sandwich."
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