Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

[lecter]

I'd shoot him once in the kneecap, beat him over the head with the gun a few times and leave him on the street

[KvHagedorn]

Originally posted by GNEP
Pose this question:

You work as a chef. One day you are alone in the kitchen chopping vegetables with a big knife. You accidentally cut yourself quite badly on the finger. You look for a first-aid kit but can't find one, so swearing blindly run out of the kitchen into the alleyway at the back heading towards the local clinic. You do remeber one thing from first-aid lessons - keep the bleeding bit aloft. So you raise your cut hand (which in your confusion is holding the knife), and run round the corner into a nearly deserted street....

What would you prefer the man walking towards you is?

A mind reader? Because you are being really stupid and just look like a dangerously crazed lunatic to any ordinary fellow.

Actually, if I were an expert shot, it would be:

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
in one kneecap
and
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
in the other.

But since I don't have a Glock, but a pre-ban Para-Ordnance P16.40, it would be something like:

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
in one kneecap
and
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
in the other.

With one shot left.

(In practice, I wouldn't waste the ammo. Two in each knee should do. Then I could deal with the rest of his gang. And Why deafen my family with a .50 with hot rounds? I'm an expert shot, remember? )

Some of you lead awfully sheltered lives if you really think this sort of scenario could not happen.

[GNEP]

Hey - I always look like a dangerously crazed lunatic but still haven't been shot (even when I lived in Clapton, Hackney - which is shall we say an area of london where the road was cordoned off almost weekly by the police following shootings in my last few months there )

[KvHagedorn]

Oh, well.. so do I, but I take care not to lurch menacingly towards people with a 14-inch chef's knife raised.

[Greebe]

Originally posted by KvHagedorn
Oh, well.. so do I, but I take care not to lurch menacingly towards people with a 14-inch chef's knife raised.

Yeah waiting til you get your dates home first is a smart idea

[GNEP]

ROFL

[ALBPM]

Originally posted by lecter
I'd shoot him once in the kneecap, beat him over the head with the gun a few times and leave him on the street

An "Independant" ....LOL

[Indiana]

Reminds me of the following joke:
Two psychologists come out of a bar in the evening. Suddenly they see a severly wounded, bleeding and moaning person lying on the ground.
The first psychologist turns to the other and says:
"See, we've really got to help the person that has done this..."