Definitions

[Brian Ellis]

Blamestorming:
Sitting around in a group to determin who was responible for a missed deadline

Seagull Manager:
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and leaves

Chainsaw consultant:
An outside expert who recommends who to sack, leaving management with clean hands

Cube farm:
An office filled with cubicles

Prairie dogging:
When someone yells or drops something, poking heads over the cubicles in a cube farm to find out what is happening

Stress puppy:
A person thriving on stress but always whining

Tourists:
People who take training classes just to get out of the office

Xerox subsidy:
Swiping free photocopies from the workplace

Assmosis:
Absorbing advancement by kissing up to the boss

Irritainment:
News items that become entertaining and then boringly irritating

Percussive maintenance:
The fine art of hitting your monitor until it works properly with the right colours.

Uninstalled:
Euphemism for having been made redundant

[Greebe]

Blamestorming... common meteorological occurance in Texass where anything that does the locals harm even in the slightest manner whips up into a counterpsychological cyclone which permeates vast regions doing much harm to the local mindset... this weekend alone Temple TX was hit severely hard and the State Govenour called in for Federal disaster aid

(sorry couldn't hold it back any longer, bad greebe, bad bad greebe