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  • My God! I pray I never need surgery!

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    A Romanian surgeon who underwent a fit of madness while operating on a man's testicles proceeded to amputate his penis and cut it into three pieces.
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

  • #2
    That's insane!

    If that happened to me.... the surgeon would have a much more painful recovery than I, that's for sure!
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • #3
      "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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      • #4
        ahhhhhhhhhh!

        why would you post a story like that when I'm scheduled to have the big 'V' soon.
        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by gt40
          ahhhhhhhhhh!

          why would you post a story like that when I'm scheduled to have the big 'V' soon.
          LOL! Sorry man, I didn't know. Just remember that you will be concious for your surgery so you can actually do something about it.
          Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gt40
            ahhhhhhhhhh!

            why would you post a story like that when I'm scheduled to have the big 'V' soon.
            Then don't get it done in Romania! (no offense to the Romanians, just offense to that stupid dick cutting doc, and no offense to doctors either)
            Titanium is the new bling!
            (you heard from me first!)

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            • #7
              i doubt the doctor was "crazed." the patient probably slept with his wife or something. either that or he just cracked, i mean, how long can a person go on staring at other people's testicles.
              "both boredom and hysteria are the enemies of reason." -cliff geertz

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              • #8
                Ugh, so that's what it was all about. I cought a glimpse on the news a few days ago, but thought it was a medical error or something.

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                • #9
                  good luck with your op.... gt!
                  Dont just swallow the blue pill.

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                  • #10
                    Now, THAT's what I call a radical circumcision
                    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by RedRed
                      good luck with your op.... gt!
                      thnx Red,
                      'bout that time I guess
                      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                      • #12
                        I've never met a Romanian who wasn't at least a little crazy!
                        P.S. You've been Spanked!

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                        • #13
                          Now, what's that supposed to mean ?

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                          • #14
                            Oh, I've got stories...

                            And no, I haven't met every Romanian...

                            Just commenting on the ones I have!
                            P.S. You've been Spanked!

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