This is meant as a funny.

[Joel]

If you want to debate it, take it to the temp forum.

DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE
FIRST NIGHT

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony
6:15 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson
& Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male & female couples)
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?

Joel

[rylan]

Lol when I saw the first "Ted Kennedy proposes a toast." I was thinking that he'd have a lot more than one... then I saw the next 4 of them. hahaha

[bsdgeek]

Re: This is meant as a funny.

Originally posted by Joel
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?

Good ol' ride in his merry Oldsmobile.

[Jammrock]

Maybe if Ted Kennedy proposes about 10 more toasts it won't be necessary.

Jammrock

[Brian Ellis]

Sick!