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Once upon a time................
> >Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
> >courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
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> >One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
> >perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
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> >the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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> >There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
> >disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
> >couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
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> >Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
> >and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
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> >Question: Who was the survivor?
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> >Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it!!!
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> >Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
> >in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
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> >****Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
> >****Men keep scrolling.
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> >So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
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> >**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this REALLY
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> >By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
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> >WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
> >courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course,
> >perfect.
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> >One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
> >perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
of
> >the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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> >There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
> >disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
> >couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving
> >along delivering the toys.
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> >Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
> >and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
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> >Question: Who was the survivor?
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> >Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it!!!
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> >Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
> >in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
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> >****Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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> >So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
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> >**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this REALLY
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> >By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
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> >WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
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