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  • Globalisation

    What is the truest definition of Globalisation?

    Answer:
    Princess Diana's death.

    Question:

    How come?

    Answer:

    An English princess

    with an Egyptian boyfriend

    crashes in a French tunnel,

    driving a German car

    with a Dutch engine,

    driven by a Belgian who was drunk

    on Scottish whiskey,

    followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

    on Japanese motorcycles,

    treated by an American doctor,

    using Brazilian medicines!

    And this is sent to you by an Australian ,

    using Bill Gates' technology,

    and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that

    use Taiwanese-made chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by

    Bangladeshi workers in a <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 />Singapore plant,

    transported by lorries driven by Indians,

    hijacked by Indonesians,

    unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

    trucked by Mexican illegals,

    and finally sold to you by Jews.

    That, my friend, is Globalisation!

  • #2
    What about Canada eh??
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    • #3
      Originally posted by ZokesPro
      What about Canada eh??
      Canada supplied the BEER. Eh?

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      • #4
        Eh!
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • #5
          did someone say beer???
          Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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          • #6
            Yup....he said BEER!!

            Now....where's mine??

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            • #7
              i have mine right next to me and i am not giving to anyone
              Life is a bed of roses. Everyone else sees the roses, you are the one being gored by the thorns.

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              • #8
                canada and beer?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by knirfie
                  canada and beer?
                  Stop by sometime and we will show you
                  We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by knirfie
                    canada and beer?
                    Canadians would use anything for an excuse for drinking beer.

                    In fact, in some canadian BBQs, the BBQ is for show - you bring your own patties if you want to bbq and eat something but the beer will be provided of course and it helps if you bring some beer as well.
                    Life is a bed of roses. Everyone else sees the roses, you are the one being gored by the thorns.

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                    • #11
                      my kinda people...

                      though of course i would have to bring some decent dutch beer along
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                      • #12
                        I don;t think us Dutch require an excuse to drink beer.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Belwarrior
                          Canadians would use anything for an excuse for drinking beer.

                          In fact, in some canadian BBQs, the BBQ is for show - you bring your own patties if you want to bbq and eat something but the beer will be provided of course and it helps if you bring some beer as well.
                          BBQ for show??? Now your talking non-sense, hehe. We LOVE BBQ's as much as we love BEER.

                          Tis true though that we will use ANY excuse to drink beer.
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