'Definitials' game

[Fat Tone]

Better than the threatened Song Quotes , try this for size:

A definitial is where you take a word and treat it as an acronym that (often humoroursly) describes it. For example

"Dame Edna" - that well know cross-dressing Australian, once popular in the UK, not sure about elsewhere though:

Deeply Ambiguous "M"'s Extraordinary Evening Dresses. Naughty Australian


Over to you, for a definitial of:

"SERVICE PACK"

If you think you have posted a good one, feel free to set the next.

[J1NG]

Stops Every Rescue. Victory In Careless Encryption. Prohibits And Changes Keys.

DECYPHERING

J1NG

[Fat Tone]

Data,
Encrypted,
Cyphered.
Yet
Persistent
Heuristics
Eventually
Reveal
Initial
Numeric
Groupings.


MURCER

[TransformX]

Many User's Recycled Comments Eternal Resting

FLAMEBAIT

[Fat Tone]

As self appointed judge, I declare we need a better definitial of MURCER before moving on

[Umfriend]

Most Users Rather Careleslly Edit Registry.

INVESTMENT

[J1NG]

Multiple Users Responses Confuse Eventual Readers

FLAMEBAIT

J1NG

[Fat Tone]

I say J1NG gets it. Umf won't mind 'cos he's NOT CRABBY

[J1NG]

Is Notoriously Volatile. "Every Single Trade Made, Earns". Not True.

FLAMEBAIT

J1NG

[Fat Tone]

Furious
Lampooning
And
Massive
Exaggerations
Brought
Around
Initial
Text

[Fat Tone]

DOGBERT

[Brian Ellis]

Darned
Old
Grumpy
Bugger
Excelling (in)
Rhetorical
Twaddle

FAT TONE

[Fat Tone]

Fat,
Above average
Tonnage.

Terribly
Overweight
Nearly
Exploding

[Fat Tone]

BRIAN ELLIS

[Brian Ellis]

BRIght
ANomaly
ELL
IS
where the devil incarnate lives

UMFRIEND