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Dr. Mordrid
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps -
the doctors fix him a new jaw and he still complaines?!?
He eats steak now, but complains to his doctor that because he has no teeth he has to cut it into such small pieces that by the time he gets to the end of the steak, it's cold.If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..." -
I'd just tell him to stop bitching and save up for some dental implants.
Dr. MordridDr. Mordrid
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fpsComment
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He has reported no pain or any other difficulties associated with the transplant, Warnke said, adding that he hopes to be able to remove the mesh and implant teeth in the new jaw about a year from now.FT.Comment
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Still not enough for today's spoiled brat generation. They will expect to be instantly respawned after having their entire body ripped to shreds with a flak cannon.Comment
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Just think if the regenerating jaw bone slid down his back a bit further he could have had the "jawbone of an Ass"....LOLOriginally posted by Dr Mordrid
I'd just tell him to stop bitching and save up for some dental implants.
Dr. Mordrid
"Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"Comment
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But Paul he'd be talking out his ass all the time
Create a new class of people called ass munchers.
Then new legislation passed would ban all ass munchers from doing "The Bump"
Don't ask your ass muncher GF to sit on your face or she might slip you the 'tongue', otherwise known as a turd
Oh we can fun with this'n
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
"Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark TwainComment
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