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    A student is in the local paper becuase he ran up a 1000 pound phone bill on his retired fathers phone.

    I advised my mother that the guy had been rather silly and had been downloading pron. You know what these click click types that don't think.

    She then asked can it happen to me. I said no. Didn't bother explaining the differance between broadband and modem dialup and that I've got a bit more sense than the student.
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    So, without that explanation provided to her, she has mistakenly assumed that you don't d/l pron.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    • #3
      So your mother takes it for granted that you are downloading pr0n too?
      P.S. You've been Spanked!

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      • #4
        Shoot! gt40 beat me to the punch! That's it, time for a spanking!
        P.S. You've been Spanked!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by schmosef
          ...That's it, time for a spanking!
          Insert obvious joke here:

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          • #6
            As in 'the monkey'
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • #7
              I had to give the wife the chat on the 'do's and dont's' of d/ling pr0n.
              The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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              • #8
                well, whic one is it , do or don't??
                Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                • #9
                  'with care'
                  The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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                  • #10
                    My dad just told me to ask my asian friend if he can get some Chinese 'pron' (I THINK he was joking). He also said to make sure it has subtitles... subtitles... for pron...

                    Anyways my point is, my dad ENCOURAGES the downloading of pron...
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                    • #11
                      Sorry, can you say that again Mehen, just to be sure we understand?

                      BTW, is he at all interested in adopting?
                      FT.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by |Mehen|
                        My dad just told me to ask my asian friend if he can get some Chinese 'pron' (I THINK he was joking). He also said to make sure it has subtitles... subtitles... for pron...

                        Anyways my point is, my dad ENCOURAGES the downloading of pron...
                        LOL
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                        • #13
                          Me download pRon never.
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