The PWC+++++++++ Thread part deux

[ZokesPro]

Bawahahaha! That is a great example!

That was an actual call I got this morning except for the *puff puff joint cough cough riiiiiiiiiiight* part.

I had no idea what to tell him and the only logical explanation I could come up with is that he had smoked some good shit. I mean, what are you supposed to tell someone in this case? One day your computer and your internet is working exactly as it should and the next day it's ludicrously fast... ??

[lowlifecat]

that was you zokes? i was just trying to have some fun

[Byock]

HAHA, no doubt. Tell him his computer was hit with a power surge and it caused it to overclock itself and the modem for a short time.

[High_Jumbllama]

Just tell him that a ghost virus caused his computer to create a 43 cochrane field and that he should splash some holy water on the CPU.

It's what I would do.

[RedRed]

Speaking of joints.......
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6037607.stm

Belfast will be in mourning for a week after that

[RC Agent]

That was an actual call I got this morning except for the *puff puff joint cough cough riiiiiiiiiiight* part.

I had no idea what to tell him and the only logical explanation I could come up with is that he had smoked some good shit. I mean, what are you supposed to tell someone in this case? One day your computer and your internet is working exactly as it should and the next day it's ludicrously fast... ??

Easy explanation....ask client if the networking cable was moved, even a fraction of an inch. When client says yes, you say...that explains your speedup. One of the zeroes in the cable was probably misaligned...but now all the 0's and 1's are in perfect alignment, causing the massive increase in speed. Tell client to not touch the networking cable now. Go on and say, sometimes the 1's going thru the cable falls down and slows down the network.

[SitFlyer]

....bumping meaningless things

[SitFlyer]

and

[SitFlyer]

What was I going to say?

[SitFlyer]

nm..sorry

[SitFlyer]

Back to the ................

[High_Jumbllama]

. . . . purpose of this . . . . .

[ZokesPro]

.....never dying, endless.....

[High_Jumbllama]

. . . . . . example of . . . . . .

[ZokesPro]

...a long lasting...