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Camels and the army............
The new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the
desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind
the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and
no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges. That's why we
have the camel, sir." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this,
but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later,
the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with
passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.Putting
a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his
pants,and has wild, insane s e x with the camel. When he is done, he asks
the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uh, no sir," the First
Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the
girls are."
desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind
the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and
no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges. That's why we
have the camel, sir." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this,
but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later,
the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with
passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.Putting
a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his
pants,and has wild, insane s e x with the camel. When he is done, he asks
the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uh, no sir," the First
Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the
girls are."
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