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I don't have a hard time believing this. My ex-girlfriend came over to my apartement and stayed the night. We fooled around the next morning and I was sure whe knew what she was doing but when she woke up (I imagine she was dreaming this the whole time) she looked at me and had this shocked look on her face and said "I thought you were Dan!" I had this puzzled look on my face and said "I thought you were awake!"
True story.
Edit: I guess I should mention that she started it, I just went along with it cause I thought she was already awake. (I would NEVER rape anyone, ever)
Dan was my ex's boyfriend at the time, and not Dan as in Sasq.Last edited by ZokesPro; 22 October 2004, 05:49.Titanium is the new bling!
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Originally posted by ZokesPro
I don't have a hard time believing this. My ex-girlfriend came over to my apartement and stayed the night. We fooled around the next morning and I was sure whe knew what she was doing but when she woke up (I imagine she was dreaming this the whole time) she looked at me and had this shocked look on her face and said "I thought you were Dan!" I had this puzzled look on my face and said "I thought you were awake!"
True story.--Insert something here--
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Originally posted by Ajax
That's worse than calling out the wrong name during an intimate moment.
Definition of Rodeo SexLadies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Sleep walking rape. I wonder how long til a lawyer comes up with this.
Also who the £$%^ is Dan.
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And now men all over the world are thinking, "now that's a damn good excuse!"
But honey, I was sleep walking and don't remember a thing! I swear it!“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
–The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett
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Originally posted by ZokesPro
I don't have a hard time believing this. My ex-girlfriend came over to my apartement and stayed the night. We fooled around the next morning and I was sure whe knew what she was doing but when she woke up (I imagine she was dreaming this the whole time) she looked at me and had this shocked look on her face and said "I thought you were Dan!" I had this puzzled look on my face and said "I thought you were awake!"
True story.
Edit: I guess I should mention that she started it, I just went along with it cause I thought she was already awake. (I would NEVER rape anyone, ever)
Dan was my ex's boyfriend at the time, and not Dan as in Sasq.
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Originally posted by Kooldino
If she had a bf, why was she in YOUR bed?
I don't know why you guys are so shocked, it's not like we did anything special, all she did was cop a feel and we might have kissed for a couple of minutes, nothing more. Plus we talked about it the next morning and everything was fine. She was a tad shocked when she saw my face instead of her boyfriends but she wasn't mad or upset or anything. She did however ask me why I went along with it and I told her that I thought that's what she wanted, so she giggled then called me an idiot. Everything was fine after that.Titanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)
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