Do I turn L, R or go straight on?

[Brian Ellis]

Yup, but you are less likely to be tailgated when travelling at 180 km/h while you are overtaking a string of trucks in the middle lane, by some retarded idiot in a Porsche 911, flashing his lights, and otherwise behaving in a totally arrogant Teutonic manner, as if the autobahn belonged exclusively to him.

[gt40]

That's far from uncommon even here.
there will be a line of cars ahead of you and to the right as well,
and some lame idiot will come up behind and flash his lights.
All you can think is where the f**k do you want me to go??
And he will do this every ten seconds until there is an opening to the right, at which point he passes you on the right and gives you the finger