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  • Holy #@$! Behold the true power of the internet! Virtual bartender! :o

    PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK



    Here are all the commands:
    airguitar, angry, banana, beer, blow, bottle, bow, box, can, cap, cowboy, grab, gun, gymnastics, hair, handstand, headbang, hoolahoop, hummer, jedi, jump, karate, kiss, knee, lap dance, laugh, leimek, lick, light, lollipop, macarena, magazine, magic, math, message, muscle, number, orgasm, pat head, pillow, pitcher, pour beer, pour beer on self, pushup, rap, remove clothes, riverdance, robot, shake, show breast, sleep, spin, splits, switch, sunshine, supermodel, tap dance, tattoo, tickle, toes, tongue, wave, yoga

    My favorites so far:
    banana, tattoo, kiss

  • #2
    Wow, I got her to walk up and shake her finger at me 10 times in a row!

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    • #3
      Euhm, when you type 'math', she puts on glasses and writes 'E=mc²'.

      Isn't that physics?



      Jörg
      pixar
      Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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      • #4
        There are more commands available than listed here. Jumping jacks, cartwheel, strip are just a few more....
        Core2 Duo E7500 2.93, Asus P5Q Pro Turbo, 4gig 1066 DDR2, 1gig Asus ENGTS250, SB X-Fi Gamer ,WD Caviar Black 1tb, Plextor PX-880SA, Dual Samsung 2494s

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        • #5
          Try 'Kick'..
          "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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          • #6
            strip = remove clothes

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            • #7
              Kiss
              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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              • #8
                "Take your shirt off."

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                • #9
                  I was going to say she isn't my type (and she isn't), but then - who cares

                  AZ
                  There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                  • #10
                    butt
                    ______________________________
                    Nothing is impossible, some things are just unlikely.

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                    • #11
                      She doesn't know what cunnilingus is
                      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                      • #12
                        Cool.

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                        • #13
                          ?odd? She doesn't know what sex is.

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                          • #14
                            neck! neck! neck!

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                            • #15
                              suck

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