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    An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning and even escalators.

    Everyone grew very fond of him, especially Satan.

    One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

    Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

    God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

    "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer and I'm keeping him!!"

    God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!!"

    Satan laughed , "Yeah, right....and just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"




    Dr. Mordrid
    Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 18 November 2004, 14:51.
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    Re: The engineer....

    Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
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    God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

    "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer and I'm keeping him!!"

    God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!!"

    Satan laughed , "Yeah, right....and just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
    hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
    You were told - Sasq

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    • #3
      Good one!
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      • #4
        "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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        • #5
          Great
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            I've dealt with plenty of engineers, and they've made my life hell on many occasions.
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • #7
              I've only made my life better...
              Let us return to the moon, to stay!!!

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              • #8
                Haha!
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • #9
                  That was great...
                  -We stop learning when We die, and some
                  people just don't know They're dead yet!

                  Member of the COC!
                  Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

                  Food for thought...
                  - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
                  - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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                  • #10
                    I love that joke
                    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                    • #11
                      ROFL.
                      ~~DukeP~~

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