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    Do this amazing mathematics exercise.

    It will take only 20 seconds. What you have to do is to follow the instructions. Do not read the outcome before having made all the calculations, ok?
    Let’s start!

    1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one week.

    2. Multiply this number by 50.

    3. Add to the result 44.

    4. Then, multiply by 200.

    5. If, this year, you have already celebrated your birthday, add 104.

    If you have not celebrated it yet add 103.

    6. Last step: to the result you have obtained, subtract your birth year (for example, subtract 1968, 1973, etc.).

    Once you have made the subtraction, you should have a number with five figures.

    So:

    The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you wish to make love. Is it correct? But it is not all.

    The last two figures correspond to your age.

    But the best has still to came......

    The second and the third figure point out

    THE POSITION YOU LIKE THE MOST WHILE YOU ARE MAKING LOVE!!


    This ‘mathematics curiosity’ works only for this year (2004),
    Lawrence

  • #2
    Yep
    P.S. You've been Spanked!

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    • #3
      Not if you have plenty of stamina and can manage it more than 7 times a week And anyway that's NOT the best position
      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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      • #4
        Originally posted by GNEP
        Not if you have plenty of stamina and can manage it more than 7 times a week And anyway that's NOT the best position
        If you really have so much stamina, you will only be doing it once a day if you are doing it properly .....................
        Lawrence

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        • #5
          Not if it's with "Pam of the Hand"
          DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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          • #6
            When I got to this part
            Once you have made the subtraction, you should have a number with five figures.
            I had 6 figures. But when I got to this part
            The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you wish to make love.
            Then it all made sense.
            --Insert something here--

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            • #7
              The second and the third figure point out

              THE POSITION YOU LIKE THE MOST WHILE YOU ARE MAKING LOVE!!
              It has it all wrong. Although 69'ing is fun it is not my fav position. And I doubt there's a number to signify 'girl on top' or 'doggystyle', hehe.
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • #8
                I wish to post a link to an animated version of the Kamasutra in order to determine what the average favourite position of a MURCer is. Any objections if warnings are included ?
                Lawrence

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                • #9
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                  According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                  • #10
                    hehe

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