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  • #1

    Unfaithful husband

    A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

    Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
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  • #2
    rofl
    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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    • #3
      Good one
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      • #4
        Neat-o!

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        • #5
          nice
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          • #6
            hehehehe
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            • #7
              HAHAHAHAHAHA.... that's good. In a bad way.
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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              • #8


                Funny ...
                Last edited by Belwarrior; 3 December 2004, 07:45.
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                • #9
                  LOL!

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                  • #10
                    Awesome.
                    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                    • #11
                      LMAO!
                      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                      • #12
                        ROFL
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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