The Pit is a PITA

[Brian Ellis]

He obviously has too much time on his hands.

[Paddy]

PWC +1

[gt40]

yes but only when he's had a few wobbly-pops.

Actually I don't mind, It's good to see the board active.

[The PIT]

Nah getting drunk. DVD on one computer and headphones on. Web browsing on another computer sounds like it's making good use of available time.

[ayoub_ibrahim]

Originally posted by The PIT
Nah getting drunk. DVD on one computer and headphones on. Web browsing on another computer sounds like it's making good use of available time.

dude you need to get out more!

[Dilitante1]

Originally posted by The PIT
Nah getting drunk. DVD on one computer and headphones on. Web browsing on another computer sounds like it's making good use of available time.

Sounds like multi-tasking to me

[Rob(QG)]

I reckon he's one of the old geezers that drink in the South Sea pub in Broomhill, and harp on about when they could get "home from t' pit, get the bus to the cinema and have fish and chips and buy 20 fags and a pint of beer and still have change from a lump of coal, not like you students..."

btw, is it still there, round the back of what was Gateway?

[Brian Ellis]

fags = cigarettes, not gays

[The PIT]

Originally posted by Rob(QG)
I reckon he's one of the old geezers that drink in the South Sea pub in Broomhill, and harp on about when they could get "home from t' pit, get the bus to the cinema and have fish and chips and buy 20 fags and a pint of beer and still have change from a lump of coal, not like you students..."

btw, is it still there, round the back of what was Gateway?

Still there apparently. Don't tell me you used to Study at Sheffield Uni.

[KvHagedorn]

Yeah I was amazed at the homosexuality rate in the UK.. apparently half the people there suck on fags on a regular basis.

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by KvHagedorn
Yeah I was amazed at the homosexuality rate in the UK.. apparently half the people there suck on fags on a regular basis.

He's got you there Brian. LOL

[Lizzard[MPE]]

i love me a good fag. in fact i might go buy more right now, seems i'm out at the moment.

[Byock]

Don't care for fags, of either variety.

[gt40]

I remember this being played on the radio

Fag Talk with Cleve Blakemore


CB: Ello mates. Welcome to another addition of Fag talk, where we like to
talk about a hot topic, Fags. Or as you Americans like to call them,
cigarettes. Today I have with me as a special guest and a great lover of
fags, Steve Bauman. Hello Mr Steve Bauman. Tell us when did you know you
loved fags?


SB: Well back when me was 14 me noticed me had strong urges to suck me back
a few fags in the school bathroom. Now that I am married my wife doesn't
allow me to enjoy Fags anymore.


CB: Well that's no good.


SB: At night time when the wife was a sleep I would sneak out and go find me
a couple of fags. Or after work I would walk into a fag bar and enjoy me
some stiff fags. When I would come home though my wife would smell the
stink of fag all over me. She'd say you smell like a fag. So I invented
Fag spray. So now when I enjoy a fag or two, I spray this fag spray of mine
and I smell like lemons instead of smelling like fags.


CB: Oh nifty.


SB: I use to go through a lot of fags a day. Now I sneak a fag any time I
can. My wife has threatened to leave me if she ever finds out I am
sneaking around with fags again.


CB: Until next time, this has been another episode of Fag talk. I am your
host, lover of Fags, Cleve Blakemore.