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Uh, I think that road will remain closed for a while. Do you think there's a crane in existance that can lift that bugger? Maybe they'll have to blow it up or something...
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HOLY CRAP!!! Bring in the explosives, and keep those power fixin doods close by.Alcohol and Drugs make life tolerable.Comment
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Ah, the perfect opportunity for a Chevy truck commercial!
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Time to bring in the dynamite or ANFO.
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I wonder how much it weighs? 10 tons? 20 tons? Who knows?Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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Depending on the composition of the rock, probably anywhere from 100-300 tons.Comment
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If there are cranes that can lift a derailed locomotive, there are cranes that can lift this. Dynamite is way more practical though.Originally posted by agallag
Uh, I think that road will remain closed for a while. Do you think there's a crane in existance that can lift that bugger? Maybe they'll have to blow it up or something...
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Yeah, that thing weighs in at 250-500+ tons. Assuming 1-2 tons/cu.yd. and a 25' diameter.Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.Comment
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If I was in shape I could lift that
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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They need to get the 'Rollin' Stones' on the case!The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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Do you reckon the dog will just run from Mr Richard's ugly face or do you think it'll split when he starts to sing?
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Was Wilie E. Coyote aiming for Road-runner? Meep meep 
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"Perhaps I should lift a smaller rock"Originally posted by Helevitia
If I was in shape I could lift that
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YOu can't by chance turn your hair gold and cause sparks to fly around your body can you?Originally posted by Helevitia
If I was in shape I could lift that
Or turn into a giant ape perhaps?
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Now this is a boulder!
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