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    Tragic fire

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

    Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished colouring the second one.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
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  • #2
    you mean he had finished the first one?

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    • #3
      I am sorry, but this is a very very good joke.
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      • #4
        ROTFLMAO
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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        • #5
          Good thing it didn't break out at the Clinton Library... think of all the porn that would be lost!

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          • #6
            oh god, not the pr0n
            Juu nin to iro


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            • #7
              LOL
              According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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                • #9
                  hahaha, awesome.
                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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