Which Famous Masturbator Are You?

[Guru]

<center><a href="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/masturbator.html"><img src="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/images/woody.gif" border="0" alt="Woody Allen"></a><br>Masturbation Personality: Woody Allen
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[az]

<center><a href="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/masturbator.html"><img src="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/images/woody.gif" border="0" alt="Woody Allen"></a><br>Masturbation Personality: Woody Allen
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AZ

[Paddy]

I'm not even gonna ask how you came across this!

[lecter]

Another Woody here

[LvR]

Seems to me woody is the only natural here.

[lecter]

Funny that the first song I came across after taking this test happened to be the Buzzcocks' "Orgasm Addict"

[Nowhere]

Another Woody...are there any other results even available?

edit: there are

[EnglandJoe]

Yeah I'm woody.

[Umfriend]

It took me a while to find it, but here goes:
<center><a href="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/masturbator.html"><img src="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/images/peewee.gif" border="0" alt="Pee Wee Herman"></a><br>Masturbation Personality: Pee Wee Herman
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There is indeed something outside of Woody.

[Umfriend]

Not sure which is more disturbing:
<center><a href="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/masturbator.html"><img src="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/images/marilyn.gif" border="0" alt="Marilyn Manson"></a><br>Masturbation Personality: Marilyn Manson
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[Umfriend]

Oh, and this quiz is clearly racist BTW

[az]

Why is that?

AZ

[Tjalfe]

Originally posted by Umfriend
It took me a while to find it, but here goes:
<center><a href="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/masturbator.html"><img src="http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/images/peewee.gif" border="0" alt="Pee Wee Herman"></a><br>Masturbation Personality: Pee Wee Herman
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There is indeed something outside of Woody.

looking at the source, it is pretty easy to find the others

function Masturbator(form)
{
var Woody = 1;
var Peewee = 1;
var Marilyn = 1;
var George = 1;
var f = document.f;
var i = 0;

for (i = 0; i < f.one.length; i++) if (f.one[i].checked) value = f.one[i].value;
if (value == "1") { Woody++; }
if (value == "2") { Peewee++; }
if (value == "3") { Marilyn++; }
if (value == "4") { George++; }

for (i = 0; i < f.two.length; i++) if (f.two[i].checked) value = f.two[i].value;
if (value == "1") { George++; }
if (value == "2") { Peewee++; }
if (value == "3") { Marilyn++; }
if (value == "4") { Woody++; }

for (i = 0; i < f.three.length; i++) if (f.three[i].checked) value = f.three[i].value;
if (value == "1") { Marilyn++; }
if (value == "2") { Woody++; }
if (value == "3") { Peewee++; }
if (value == "4") { George++; }

for (i = 0; i < f.four.length; i++) if (f.four[i].checked) value = f.four[i].value;
if (value == "1") { Woody++; }
if (value == "2") { Peewee++; }
if (value == "3") { George++; }
if (value == "4") { Marilyn++; }

for (i = 0; i < f.five.length; i++) if (f.five[i].checked) value = f.five[i].value;
if (value == "1") { Woody++; }
if (value == "2") { Marilyn++; }
if (value == "3") { George++; }
if (value == "4") { Peewee++; }

for (i = 0; i < f.six.length; i++) if (f.six[i].checked) value = f.six[i].value;
if (value == "1") { Peewee++; }
if (value == "2") { Woody++; }
if (value == "3") { Marilyn++; }
if (value == "4") { George++; }

for (i = 0; i < f.seven.length; i++) if (f.seven[i].checked) value = f.seven[i].value;
if (value == "1") { Marilyn++; }
if (value == "2") { George++; }
if (value == "3") { Woody++; }
if (value == "4") { Peewee++; }

var out = "Woody";
i = Woody;
if (Peewee > i) { out = "Peewee"; i = Peewee; }
if (George > i) { out = "George"; i = George; }
if (Marilyn > i ) { out = "Marilyn"; i = Marilyn; }
location.href = out + ".html";
}

[Umfriend]

AZ, according to the Quiz, only white people wank. Racist crap.

[az]

Lol. Crabby Smurf.

AZ