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  • #16
    locating the holy cheese...
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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    • #17
      ...of Antioch, which, having been given to Saul, who gave it to Paul, who loaned it to Rufus, the 14th apostle of our Savior and Lord, Jesus Christ, did smite the...
      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      • #18
        ... new sinkhole that had recently formed in Hutchinsion, Kansas and had been threatening both the nearby railroad tracks and...

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        • #19
          ..the giant popcorn making machine...
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • #20
            ...of Alexendretta. "Go now, my zombie llama minion," cried the zealot Llama Zombie Vampire Cult Preist, "and find the ninja's who...
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • #21
              took the holy cheese...
              According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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              • #22
                ..and cheesed the ninjas.....
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • #23
                  right off.
                  FT.

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                  • #24
                    "WTF?" cried a guy using a Russian accent. "This story has turned right...
                    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                    • #25
                      ...into hell, and a bunch of demons where moving towards the narrator with the russian accent.
                      "oh SHIT!!" he said and started to run away.....
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • #26
                        to be never heard of again. The demons were sent back to hell by the Ninja's leaving only...
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                        • #27
                          Lotto Tickets.

                          Lotto Tickets are, as everyone knows, a new term for...
                          FT.

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                          • #28
                            ...the compulsive obsessive.....
                            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                            • #29
                              ...of gambling. No seriously. Did you know that in every single area where casino's are legalized that ...
                              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                              • #30
                                ...purple people eaters can be found sleeping on yellow futons. Not to be confused with...
                                “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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